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English is a crazy language!

Post  Teacher_Abdelkrim on Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:56 pm

Letís face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which arenít sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers donít fing, grocers donít groce, and hammers donít ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isnít the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didnít preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
Now I know why I flunked my English. Itís not my fault; the silly language doesnít quite know whether itís coming or going. Surprised Surprised
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Post  hichamfrimija on Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:37 pm

that's the nature of language mate !
it's not an exact science !!
thanks a lot for the contribution
it's very funny but very very significant
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Post  Teacher_Abdelkrim on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:34 pm

You are welcome Hicham .. Thanks for joining us in this forum
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