**A Moroccan Man's Lunch **

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**A Moroccan Man's Lunch **

Post  mokhtar loultiti on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:14 am

There were three construction workers who ate lunch together eItalian, another was German, and the third was Moroccan . One day they were all grumpy and complaining about their lunches. The Italian guy says, "If I get stromboli one more time, I'm gonna jump off the building!"
The German guy says, "And if I get bratwurst one more time, I'll jump off the building, too!"
The Moroccan guy says, "Yeah, me too, I'm sick of kilbasa! I'll jump, too!"
The next day, the Italian guy says, "Oh, thank God, I got pizza!"
The German guy says, "Hurray! I got schnitzel!"
And the Moroccan guy says, "Damn, I got kilbasa again! I'm jumping!" And sure enough, he jumps off and dies.
The two others have to call his wife and give her the grim news that he's committed suicide. Crying, she says, "That's strange, he was so happy when he left this morning...He had made his own lunch!"
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Re: **A Moroccan Man's Lunch **

Post  Teacher_Abdelkrim on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:42 am

Laughing Thanks Mokhtar for the funny joke .. The Moroccan was just looking for the excuse to commit suicide!May God bless him! Very Happy
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