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Post  aziza elkihel on Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:59 pm

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.


Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.


Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!


A: Why are all those people running
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running

Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl

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Re: funny jokes

Post  Teacher_Abdelkrim on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:11 pm

Laughing Laughing Very funny jokes .. Thanks a lot Laughing Laughing
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Post  soukaina-oubella on Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:09 am

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Re: funny jokes

Post  imane on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:41 am

thank you very much Laughing

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